Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi… Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata… Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka 😉 😀
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife After making call he asked How much pay. Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is free… 🙂
Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..?? *Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion. *Re-use of gift wrappers. *Always arive atleast an hour late to a party. *All siblings have rhyming names. *Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone’s house. *You live with your parents even when …
Tanhai to hai “sathi” apni zindagi k her ek pal ki “FARAZ”….! Chalo yeh shiqwa bhi door huwa k kisi ney “sath” na diya….!
A cute excuse: . Teacher- Why r u late ? Student-Mom & dad were fighting. . Teacher-so what mks U late if dey wr fighting ? . . . . Stdnt- 1shoe was in mom’s hand and one in dad’s..:P:P
Fact Of Life.. . . . . . . . . Only 1% Of The Girls Become Wife Of Their Lovers, The Remaining Become Passwords Of FACEBOOK And EMAIL..:P:P
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? “Battery is OK”
In 1 year, 12 months, 365 days & nights, 8760 hours, 52560 min, 3153600 sec, sirf aap ko hi yaad kia. Aur sirf 2 mins lagay is jhoot ko type kernay mein :p;)
Teacher to sleepy student: Who invented Steam Engine.? Student: What sir? Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT. Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge 😛
